The Cutest Tony Stark Ever.
Something really cute happened last night, and I thought you guys would like to hear about it.
As I’m sure you guys are aware, a lot of kids dressed up as Iron Man last night! I saw no less than 10 Iron Men in fancy store bought costumes. Hex, when I gave the candy to one of them and said “Have a good night Mr Stark” He went “No, I’m Iron man!”
Towards the end of night, as I watched a group of kids walk away from my porch, among them two Iron men, one in a very impressive store bought costume. A small boy, maybe 8 or 9 came up to the door in a Tony Stark costume. Not Iron man, Tony Stark.
He wore a black t-shirt that his parents had drawn a black sabbath logo on, with the little blue spots for the Arch Reactor spray painted on so it looked like the light was coming from under the shirt. With it, he just wore jeans and sneakers. He had brown hair that was slicked back, and we wore dollar store fake facial hair that his mom or dad had cut up to look like Tony’s famous and amazing goatee.
He threw sort of a longing look to the shiny Iron Man who was walking towards the next house, as he stepped up onto my porch. Then, he looked up at me, and said- I shit you not.
“Hey sweetheart how about we skip the tricks and go straight for the treats”Then winked at me!!
After a few minutes of trying not to squeal, I tried giving him some candy and he went “I don’t like be handed things.” Which brought on another bout of squeals which I had to stifle.
I ended up taking his bag, and dumping half the bowel in his bag, then setting it down on the porch for him. He broke character for a minute to go wide eyed at how much candy I’d given him. I also ended up giving him and his parents some pie and cider since his mom and I got to talking.
And the whole bloody time he was there, he was flirting with me like a little player. When he left, he threw me another wink, got halfway off my porch, stopped, turned back to me and said
“Don’t tell Pepper” AND THEN I BROKE DOWN AND HUGGED HIM.
I thought you guys would get a kick of that. A cute little Tony stark cosplayer with a costume that probably cost his parents three dollars, who was the best cosplayer I’d seen all night because he knew his part.((This is seriously the best story ever! I think I would’ve died if this had happened to me!!! Thank you so much for sharing this story; it’s made me very happy! XD))
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I NEVER NOTICED THE CORNER OF HIS MOUTH TWITCHING UP
#tony’s all ‘i like your sass’ #’i mean you’re crazy as shit but no one can say you’re not hilarious’
I think if it weren’t for the fact that he keeps trying to kill everyone, Tony and Loki would actually be BFF
Thor would be getting calls at five in the morning from Tony, saying things like ‘Somehow Loki and I are in Vegas in a car neither of us remembers buying, dressed up in buffalo costumes and we might have gotten married. We have no money and there’s a passed out lounge singer in the trunk of our car. Call Pepper, tell her to send cash’
And Thor would have to get them out of whatever trouble they’d gotten into in their wacky adventures
Reblogging for that last comment - and just the thought of Tony and Loki in buffalo costumes. Someone please art this person’s comment.
MAKE THIS HAPPEN ^^^
Truly the OTP to end all OTPs
BROTP.
Ow. Shit. All this laughing is not good for my headache, but OMG. Perf.
It’s pretty far from anything that might be considered art but…
Yamisnuffles.
I love you.
Don’t change.
(Source: lostiel)
Well performance issues are not uncommon.
The thing is, Tony knows what Loki is going to try and do when he starts moving the Glowstick of Destiny, if not before. He’s probably seen security tapes from inside the Tesseract Testing Chamber, and at the very least, there’s a few lines from Fury in a report that he’s read in all the info he pulled from the computers when he cracked then to get the info about the Tesseract weapons.
Is it faith in his own arc reactor, or is it trust that since he knows what Loki’s going to do he can be mentally strong enough to block it or stop it, or a combination of both?
I think it’s partly faith in his own tech, and partly another option entirely, quite frankly - underneath it all, Tony doesn’t believe he’s worth as much as the rest of them. Not that he isn’t ready for most eventualities - he has JARVIS prepare the suit, and JARVIS is likely ready for a number of other possibilities. But the fact is, Loki’s a demigod, and there’s only so much even Tony Stark’s tech can do when he pulls out the magic.
Baiting Loki is a calculated risk. Maybe it’ll work the way it does above. But maybe it won’t. Maybe, if Loki takes him over, maybe it’ll be exactly what he deserves. Tony doesn’t have any illusions about himself - or, much faith in himself as a person. He trusts his brain, he trusts his tech, but he’s still not so sure he trusts his heart or his soul. But he trusts that the others - Steve in particular, I’d say - are good enough to stop him, whatever it is he can do.
Tony bluffs his way through his conversation with Loki, talking about “we” and “us” when it comes to the Avengers. But when it comes time to run down the roll call, he leaves himself out. Phil Coulson is more worthy to be part of the Avengers than he is.
Tony’s character arc in this movie is realizing that he *is* a hero, despite what he (and everyone else) thinks. I’d venture to say this moment is the actual turning point. He’s got what it takes to stand up to Loki. Up until now, he thought he was running on pure bravado.
No. Tony. NO! You can NOT adopt him!
He has to go back where he came from. (He’s got a steady girlfriend for crying out loud.)
new headcanon: tony actually created wall E but then he got lost one day and was forced to live out the rest of his existence alone, still searching for his tony.
DAMNIT. Why did you break my heart into two? In retaliation I am going to split everyone’s into QUARTERS… PIXAR STYLE.
It always starts out the same.
“Hi Wall-E, it’s Daddy…”
But the little robot doesn’t mind at all. He waves at the magnified screen of his custom built Stark Phone. It’s been 755 years since Tony’s passed away, 800 since the humans evacuated Earth… it’s always nice to see the face of his creator.
#punch EVERYONE in the feels
^ accurate tag is accurate. Ow, my heart.
Oww my heart *sob*
(Source: qunhyskoa)
It was only a matter of time XD
/DED
(Source: livlovesstuff)
I DON’T EVEN SHIP THEM
BUT THIS IS TOO PRECIOUS
(Source: thebootyprincess)
Leah gave me her permission to post this here so I am. Lo and behold her sketch commission. This was her item description on her invoice:
Tony Stark Sketch - Tony thought he’d finally catch up on that book everyone was yapping about. “It’s so great!” They said. “You’ll love it!” They said.No shush I’m in bed but this is the hottest thing ever
in which Tony Stark realises that he and Loki are basically the same person
(Source: castieltheunicorn)
B&W/sketch commission for vibranium-powered! A genderswapped Iron Man with Black Widow.
I’ll…be in my bunk.
Without you
There’s no one here to stop me drowning,
The water’s cold but it’s more inviting
Than the pain that’s harboured in my heart,
They say that Death is just another start.
.
For someone like me to feel again,
I need to understand where it is I’ve been.
I’ve been hiding, falling, so far away,
I don’t want to wake up and face the day
.
Without you …
There’s nothing in this life
Without you …
.
You wrote this? It’s beautiful!
…it makes me think of the Master and the Doctor, too.
