TV Tropes ➝ Kaidan Alenko
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goodbye shepard
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Happy Mother’s Day.
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Shenko is superior ship to Shakarian because honestly, could you see Garrus at brunch?
no. i can’t see garrus at brunch. because garrus is in the middle of some calibrations. can your brunch wait, shepard?
kaidan at brunch isn’t much better, however. ‘hey. shepard. are you gonna—you gonna finish that side of bacon, shepard?’
thane at brunch: ‘another brunch. years ago. juicy eggs on toast. i slice them with my fork. they explode. like sunshine. bright colors. hash browns.’
james vega at brunch: ‘you call these huevos? my huevos are a hundred times better than this shit. that’s it, i’m goin’ in the kitchen, and i’m teaching these pendejos how to scramble eggs.’
zaeed at brunch: ‘i asked for french fries, you son of a bitch.’
javik at brunch: ‘in my cycle, at brunch we ate flies.’
but the worst person hands down to go to brunch with is shepard. because no sooner does shepard sit down than the floor explodes, the fish tank is destroyed, the restaurant has to go out of business for renovations, and at least five innocent bystanders are injured.
so there you have it.
Fist slams the table. She comes to me, fingers cool and soothing. “Thane, be alive with me tonight.” I cannot forget you. That is what humans say. With us, it is a state called “tu-fira”. Lost in another.
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Another art nouveau inspired piece I’ve done about a year ago.
<3 Tali
this morning as I was leaving for work, my stepson gave me this very serious look and then saluted me
and said, “Commander Shepard.”
and I looked at my husband, and he just gave me a stoic nod
so I nodded at my stepson and said, “Wrex.”
and then at my husband and said, “Garrus.”
and then I walked out the door.
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The most eloquently written part of Mass Effect 2
im not saying im commander shepard but have you ever seen us in the same room
Specialist Samantha Traynor
