commander shepard rattling off monologues from human scifi movies every time she has to make a speech and the humans in the team just snorting under their breath while the aliens are like “wow did she just make this up out of nowhere? this is amazing”shep: “Today is our independence day” Ash: *dies of laughter* Vega: you can’t be serious. Is she serious? Joker: the brave heart one is the best. Her Mel Gibson is getting really good.
aphreal42 asked: Thane or Kaidan (look, a sort of canon relevant question)
That’s hard. But I think I choose Thane. I’m a middle-aged lady, so I prefer the idea of a guy who has loved and lost before, someone with more relationship experience. But it’s close. I love both my guys.
Out of curiosity, if I made Bioware-inspired lipsticks, would any of you be interested in buying something like that? Like, each female Bioware character getting her own color?
summary of the life of a bioware protagonist
commander shepard gives me hope because commander shepard couldn’t dance, couldn’t drive, couldn’t maintain conversations, couldn’t sleep through the night, couldn’t please everyone, and still managed to do some pretty great stuff and make out with aliens