- Friend: How can you trust a bisexual girl? She'd just cheat on you with a boy.
- Me: Same way I trust lesbians, because they can cheat on you with other girls.
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15 Ways to Spot a Lesbian (circa 1900)
“Dell Richards’ book “Lesbian Lists,” published in 1990, contains “a look at lesbian culture, history, and personalities,” through various lists like “19 Lesbian Novelists” and “14 Cult Films With Lesbian Characters.” These lists are both entertaining and educational.
One of the lists is entitled “20 Turn-of-the-Century “Ways to Tell” if a Girl Would Become Gay or if a Woman Was a Lesbian — according to the Medical Journals of the Day.” The list offers an opportunity for us to look back on the silly assholes of Medical History who sought to quell the viral nature of young madiens’ ripe homosexuality by educating the public regarding how to spot lesbians and subsequently convert or destroy them. You never know when a lesbian is in your neighborhood, driving their car down your street, or shopping next to you at the grocery store.
We have selected 15 of the items from this list to share with you today and have illustrated these items with helpful photographs. As you can see, they were clearly completely right about everything and In parentheses you will find the year in which the cited medical journal was printed.”
Beware of pansexuals
As a pansexual I am posing a threat to everyone.
I am 100% lesbian while being 100% hetero, AND my interests in people are based on personality rather than looks, which means I wanna bang every guy I meet and ESPECIALLY every girl I meet.
As such, you should NOT let me sleep at your girlfriend’s place. I am the most seductive being since the serpent of Eden, and I will have sex with your girlfriend no matter what sexuality she has.
In case you’re wondering: Yes, I am looking at your boobs constantly, and you shouldn’t flash your cleavage around me, cuz I get so fucking horny at the mere sight of anything related to boobs, so I’ll probably be fantasizing all sorts of fucked up stuff about you if you do.
I mostly hang out with guys because I’m such a dyke. So should you see me hanging out with girls, I’m probably trying to get in their pants, or they’ve turned gay.
You should keep your boyfriend away from me cuz I’ll hit on him too.
Actually, just shun me from society. I am a sick person and shouldn’t be around people. I am actually not even human. I’m sort of like those tentacle monsters from hentai mangas. So beware of me and be sure to warn your friends, cuz I am one sick motherfucker.
Dear lesbian friend who shall remain nameless,
When bisexual women come on to you, they are playing “tease the lesbian” and being “homophobic straight girls”.
When bi women don’t come on to you (and/or have too many male partners), they are “straight bisexuals”.
How, pray tell, does one prove to you that they are queer?
Love,
The Token Bi Friend.
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I love pears.
so cute!!
Pears are scrumptious.
I don’t normally reblog naked things on this blog ‘cause I have to keep it safe for work. But aww~
Not too porny, but adorable :D
Eeee.
Being Bi in a Gay World
“Discrimination sucks. This is not revelatory, by any means, nor is it novel, nor is it necessarily unexpected. And yet, when it happens, it never fails to feel like a sucker punch to your smiling, unsuspecting face.”
one of the creator’s of the webcomic Jesus Loves Lesbians, To, Maria Burnham has a new article in the Huffington Post’s Bisexual page (found under their “Gay Voices” section). Very exciting. Check it out if you want :)
Note the blonde’s adoring gaze. :) (via )
Rebel girl you are the queen of my world
Well damn.
Does this cover also come in poster form?
Good morning :)
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