Beware of pansexuals
As a pansexual I am posing a threat to everyone.
I am 100% lesbian while being 100% hetero, AND my interests in people are based on personality rather than looks, which means I wanna bang every guy I meet and ESPECIALLY every girl I meet.
As such, you should NOT let me sleep at your girlfriend’s place. I am the most seductive being since the serpent of Eden, and I will have sex with your girlfriend no matter what sexuality she has.
In case you’re wondering: Yes, I am looking at your boobs constantly, and you shouldn’t flash your cleavage around me, cuz I get so fucking horny at the mere sight of anything related to boobs, so I’ll probably be fantasizing all sorts of fucked up stuff about you if you do.
I mostly hang out with guys because I’m such a dyke. So should you see me hanging out with girls, I’m probably trying to get in their pants, or they’ve turned gay.
You should keep your boyfriend away from me cuz I’ll hit on him too.
Actually, just shun me from society. I am a sick person and shouldn’t be around people. I am actually not even human. I’m sort of like those tentacle monsters from hentai mangas. So beware of me and be sure to warn your friends, cuz I am one sick motherfucker.
Also not every person who marries/wishes to marry someone of the same sex is gay.
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It’s a time-honored tradition at Navy homecomings – one lucky sailor is chosen to be first off the ship for the long-awaited kiss with a loved one.
Today, for the first time, the happily reunited couple was gay.The dock landing ship Oak Hill has been gone for nearly three months, training with military allies in Central America.
As the homecoming drew near, the crew and ship’s family readiness group sold $1 raffle tickets for the first kiss. Petty Officer 2nd Class Marissa Gaeta bought 50 - which is actually fewer than many people buy, she said, so she was surprised Monday to find out she’d won.
Her girlfriend of two years, Petty Officer 3rd Class Citlalic Snell, was waiting when she crossed the brow.
They kissed. The crowd cheered. And with that, another vestige of the policy that forced gays to serve in secrecy vanished.
By Corinne Reilly
The Virginian-Pilot
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