- Friend: How can you trust a bisexual girl? She'd just cheat on you with a boy.
- Me: Same way I trust lesbians, because they can cheat on you with other girls.
One more bit of rambling for now
college guy comes out as bisexual. everyone thinks “he’s not ‘bisexual,’ he’s just not ready to come out as gay.”
college girl comes out as bisexual. everyone thinks “she’s not ‘bisexual,’ she’s just looking for attention.”
Yep! Or as Louise McCudden recently pointed out, “Our society still promotes the belief that anyone who can choose between men and women will, in the end, choose a man for a life partner.”
Dear lesbian friend who shall remain nameless,
When bisexual women come on to you, they are playing “tease the lesbian” and being “homophobic straight girls”.
When bi women don’t come on to you (and/or have too many male partners), they are “straight bisexuals”.
How, pray tell, does one prove to you that they are queer?
The Token Bi Friend.