where can I uninstall my period
i think if you download pregnancy it blocks it for a few months but then you get a really annoying loud pop up that doesn’t go away for 18 years
omg
i’m fucking screaming omfg
I’m dying xD
Witty Title: Tony Stark plays Mass Effect
“No. No… no no no no no.”
Tony Stark, billionaire playboy philanthropist, threw his Xbox controller across the room and dove for his cell phone, which he was relatively sure he set next to his liquor glass on the table. After some digging and rummaging through…
Holy fucking god everyone read this NOW.
I still haven’t seen Avengers but holy crap this is amazing.
Dog Bodega Owner Is a Hit With Locals
By Scott Friedstein, FluffPo Correspondent
Business has been booming at a Queens bodega ever since its owner was unceremoniously let go and replaced with a dog.
“He’s just the coolest,” says a neighborhood youngster, referring to Giant, a black Lab. “Like, yesterday I wanted to buy some Twizzlers but I was a dollar short. He didn’t even say anything.”
In addition to his lenient sales policies, locals cite Giant’s equally strict adherance to tobacco laws.
“Oh yeah, good luck buying smokes from him without an ID,” says Ray Canterbury. “My grandmother just happened to forget hers, and he just wasn’t having it. He literally blocked the tobacco shelf — as if she was going to take the whole display. She’s 83.”
Still, residents wouldn’t have it any other way. “Come on, even the last guy would tell you a dog is way better,” Canterbury says, stepping up to the counter. “Isn’t that right, buddy? Who’s a good boy? Huh? Who’s a good boy? Uh, let me get a Powerball and some 9-volt batteries.”
Via amadea56.
You are a phobia!
Nicholephobia is the fear of becoming addicted to an old MMORPG.
Aamiphobia is the fear of beating skyrim.
Tesshinphobia is the fear of finding food in a bra.
“Shelbyphobia is the fear of being a cyborg in the human-robot war.”
Yes. Good. I will find this incredibly believeable.
Dexyphobia is the fear of dogs dressed as Santa.
my one weakness
Sydneyphobia is the fear of other fandoms
:IJulesphobia is the fear of becoming Tumblr famous.
oop
Ysaphobia is the fear of “ATM Machines”.
…what.
Meganphobia is the fear of eating trees.
Hollyphobia is the fear of being so fresh people can suck nuts.
umm..
What did I just read
Rashidaphobia is the fear of your job being a joke, being broke, your love life DOA.
Ouch, thanks.
stravaganzaphobia is the fear of boku no pico.
CaptainTimberphobia is the fear of admitting you’re still following a band from the 90s.
jennallyphobia is the fear of being the very best like no one ever was.
And catching them. Because it’s the real test. And training…well, it’s a cause.
Kristianphobia is the fear of finding out what a voice actor looks like.
Cheriephobia is the fear of the Aflac duck.
(Source: autobrobot)
