How to obtain your very own bisexual
- Step one: Place a box in an open field propped up with a stick. Attach a string to the stick. Much like cats, bisexuals are drawn to boxes and in some cases, this will be enough.
- Step two: Under the box place a pile of glitter and a boombox playing Fall Out Boy's Dance Dance. Bisexuals feed on glitter and will find it irresistible. Dance Dance is, as everybody knows, the mating call of the bisexual.
- Step three: Wait patiently and be ready to pull the string when the bisexual draws near.
- Step four: Be sure to feed your new bisexual lots of glitter and give it fresh water daily.
Why is it so hard for media to say that bisexual characters are bisexual.
It’s always “fluid” or “confused” or whatever, like.
Just say it. It’s one little word. “Bisexual.” You can do it, come on, I believe in you.
See I don’t think bisexuals are like unicorns, I think we’re more like dinosaurs. Because we know they definitely existed but also there are some people who get really mad and defensive and insist that they didn’t exist and it becomes a whole big thing for them and while everyone else looks on and goes ‘you cannot be serious’ it does do actual societal harm when they spew their crap without any critical discourse around it.
And also we’re terrifying giant lizards.
can we have bisexuality headcannon day and just flood tumblr with all our bisexual head cannons and every time someone’s like “but they like girls! but they like boys!” we just yell “THEY NEVER SAID THEY WERE MONOSEXUAL!” and throw purple glitter in their face.
Reblog if you would date a bisexual person
Like if you wouldn’t because there is “too much competition”
Trying to prove a point to an asshole
Because there is a long tradition of not taking any marginalized group’s experiences seriously until their lived experience was "verified" by someone in the majority. Patrick RichardsFink, bisexual activist, researcher and blogger in comment to the Huffington Post 26 March 2014 (via fliponymous)
Anonymous asked: i thought you were pansexual but you have a boyfriend,why would you lie about your sexuality
you said u were going to mcdonalds but you got chicken mcnuggets not a big mac why would u lie about going to mcdonalds
is essentially what you have just said to me
every time you misidentify a bisexual person as gay/lesbian a tiny pink fairy loses its beautiful wings
and also every bisexual wants to punch you in the face.
Anonymous asked: i am just wondering how do you became a bisexual?
Wait, what’s that? “English as a language frequently uses compositional structure to make new words that don’t translate literally from their component parts” you say? “Other languages like Japanese do exactly the same thing” you say? Wow. Educational. Archis-Kaito on defining bisexuality.by its etymology. (via commanderabutt)